Mar 262012
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Oct 232011
The Walker Center in Minneapolis is a wealth of inspiration. However, in addition to ideas about just what creativity IS, it’s also a place of sometimes stunning, sometimes perplexing images.
I was struck by this scene where the light seemed to shine so much more brightly on the second hedge than on any other. Sometimes I think life is like that; we go through stages where we sometimes shine more brightly than other times.
Sep 142011
I was in Eagle River WI on a small gravel road. This tree stump caught my attention because it looked so much like a European mountain range — so I stopped, used my tilt/shift lens to achieve more focus control and snapped this.
Incredibly Peaceful
May 252011
Mar 052011
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
16. A calendar’s days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: ‘Taint yours, and ‘taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
30. The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
31. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
32. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
33. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
34. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
35. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
36. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
38. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
39. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
40. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’
41. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
42. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
43. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
44. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
45. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
46. Don’t join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects.
Dec 232010
If you were flying over Scotland last week and happened to see a giant bird out your window, don’t worry, you weren’t tripping on your business-class cabernet. An African vulture called a Ruppell’s griffon escaped during a bird show and went missing for four days, prompting the World of Birds to warn commercial aircraft: The Ruppell’s holds the world’s altitude record for birds at 36,000 feet. It’s not known whether this particular vulture buzzed any pilots; it was recovered from a telephone pole using a dead chick as bait.
(Not My Pic — but had to share this one.)
Dec 032010
It seemed odd to find a Characara vulture and these shorebirds ignoring one another on the beach.
Those little guys were so cheeky that they were actually pecking for food between the big guy’s toes — and he was as non-plussed as you please.
One wonders when the U.S. will learn to be a benign neighbor ???
Anyway…. I loved finding these guys!
